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keister

Hey keister hows it going
by CINNAMON JESUS October 16, 2023
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keeter center

A beautiful restaurant and lodge on the wonderful campus of College of the Ozarks, staffed by unpaid students of the college who pretend to know what they are doing.
Oh no, you work at the Keeter Center? How was your trip up cardiac hill?
by BaconBot11 February 9, 2024
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kenterra

A bad ass bitch that is not to be played with. Period. If you fuck around, 9 times out of 10 you’re going to find out.
Oh shit is that Kenterra?”
by H2kTee November 22, 2023
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Kesteel Donker

Kesteel donker, kasteel donker on a heavy sesh. Or so they sing...

A delicious, yet religious, Belgian prestigious Beer. Served best on a dusty road.

Too drunk? Gotta keep on plodding onward
With your precious load.
Wanna go for a *sings in the tune of little donkey* kesteel donker, kesteel donker
by Hrvlwnds March 22, 2024
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Keester egg hunt

When you take candy eggs ,such as robins eggs, and you take a funnel and put them in someone’s ass and then you try to find them with your mouth
I was talking to this girl last night and she said she wanted to go on a keester egg hunt later and winked at me
by Alexprr06 March 28, 2024
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Keistermaxxing

Keistermaxxing is the art of increasing the volumetric capacity of your rectum by progressively keistering objects with larger and larger volumes.
Person 1: Yo bro, I heard you set a new keister pr yesterday. 1.4 gallons, not bad.

Person 2: Yeah, I have only been keistermaxxing for 2 months.
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Kesler

A really cool cello player who is amazing at what he does.
Wow Kesler is so cool.
Did you see Kessler‘s vibrato.
by m4l14lol May 18, 2024
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