Kratzke

To take a crap and then to immediately take a picture of it, the post in a group text full of guys.

I was gonna pull a kratzke, but the I remembered I'm strait.

by Not anyone you know January 24, 2014

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krautburst

A spontaneous exclamation in cod-German by one who does not speak the language, where other tongues are inadequate to express the annoyance and/or impatience felt.

- "Shitze! ich haf vergoten Mein fickensie iPhon! ... Oh dear. Please excuse my krautburst. I have been a bit stressed lately."
- Nicht betroublen deinem asse."

by Schpongbot May 26, 2014

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pecker kraut

a load ejected out of the pecker.

Billy cleaned the pecker kraut out of his belly button.

by Tyler Duncan May 21, 2008

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Pound Kraut

To fuck the ever-loving shit out of a vagina.

Man I'm going to pound some kraut tonight.

I had liquor dick and couldn't nut so I just pounded that kraut like crazy.

Did you pound kraut last night?

by Kraut Pounder October 20, 2012

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Kraton

Someone who gives more homework than necessary and likes to talk about female circumcision.

Wow, Mr. Robinson was a real kraton today. All this homework is too much!

by NikkoCE December 14, 2010

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A very talented and insightful wood burn artist from Western Canada. Currently, she resides in Eastern Canada with her husband and wildly popular musician Joel Plaskett, for whom she designs and creates album artwork. Rebecca Kraatz is responsible for the endearing comic 'House of Sugar'.

My favourite thing that Rebecca Kraatz drew was a picture os a young man's face morphing into an older man's face.

by REginaSPEKTor April 20, 2008

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