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Shag Knees

When the knees are sore, swollen, in pain or have friction burn from having vigorous sex on a carpeted floor or rug. The heavier the carpet shag the worse the condition.
Wow girl. What’s with your knees? Looks like you fell off a bicycle. Naaahhh. I got fucked six ways to Sunday’s last night on the living room rug. Just a bad case of shag knees.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018
mugGet the Shag Kneesmug.

Middle Knee

The space in between your knees. This is not a real knee, but another interesting body part.
Dude you wouldn't believe she sucked my middle knee.
by lundy79 November 1, 2018
mugGet the Middle Kneemug.

Knee-ne

Guy #1: Dude I had baaad acne on my back the other day.

Guy #2: That's alright, I get bad knee-ne after a long day of hiking.

Guy #1: Dude thats gross.

Guy #2: Eh, its alright.
by Detox2Retox October 20, 2009
mugGet the Knee-nemug.

Bee's Knees

That chick in the office who would rather work on her knees than sit in a chair.
by negglord August 16, 2018
mugGet the Bee's Kneesmug.

Cocksucker knees

noun

Knees that have a red and/or flat mark just below them indicating someone has been on their knees for a long period of time, likely from sucking dick
You can always see his cocksucker knees in those shorts.
by wungabunga June 16, 2021
mugGet the Cocksucker kneesmug.

On bended knee

When a person gets on one knee and proposes to another; the act of asking for one person's hand in marriage.
Valentine was on bended knee for Ziggy Pop in the middle of a flash mob dancing to "Marry Me".
by SwtValentine13 October 13, 2014
mugGet the On bended kneemug.

Tippy-knee

When your girl is shorter than you by a lot and she has to tippy-knee (Tippy toe but for knees) in order to suck you off.
"c'mon baby you can do it just Tippy-knee it"
by WORDS MADE BY US January 12, 2018
mugGet the Tippy-kneemug.

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