july 5

National day of giving head on a cruise balcony

“yo she gave me brain on the cruise balcony”
“damn i’m guessing it was on july 5th”

by slitslattslime December 01, 2019

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1st July

National summer day!!

This day is the prettiest day of the year so make sure to appreciate its beauty since it only come once a year!

Today's 1st July it's the prettiest day of the year

by neji's harlequin October 16, 2019

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July 4

People who are born on this day are amazing in every way, they are always right too. They are the funniest, kindest, prettiest, most amazing people to exist

Person 1: oh wow their so pretty
Everyone to have more than 5 braincells: Yeah thats because they're born on july 4th

by IWasNotBornOnJuly4 January 03, 2021

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July-ier

adjective

Having more characteristics of, or pertaining more closely to, July. Superlative form of July-y.

"And here comes whackadoo film director Oliver Stone. Oliver's here promoting his new movie, Born on the Fourth of July II: Born on the Fifth of July, which he promises will be even "July-ier" than the original. A dangerously insane human being."

by s3pt0pu5 September 26, 2009

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