Camel-Jockey

Arabic-Islamic nationality usually violent in nature.

The guys throwing rocks at the M1 Abrams Tanks on CNN.

by Preston in Mephis August 6, 2003

excel jockey

Someone who can do kick-ass shit in Microsoft Excel.

Dude, if you want your spreadsheet to do a bunch of calculations, automatically turn different colors, have drop down boxes, and summarize using a pivot table we're going to need to find ourselves an Excel Jockey.

by TrickyDix July 8, 2014

Jankey

Messed up

man k.c. is jankey tonight

that is so jankey

by Linsay March 14, 2004

Camel-Jockey

ADJ./N. See Towel Head, Dune Coo or Apu

Damn Camel Jockey down at the 7-11 stinks like curry!

by c-note January 31, 2005

chair jockey

Someone who only works in the office at his desk. Usually used to define someone who used to do field work, but due to promotions and age, only sits in a chair and watches others work for him.

Will and I used to inspect bridges together for the state, but ever since he turned 40 and got that promotion, he's nothing but a chair jockey now, barking orders to everyone out working in the field.

by flowplow March 5, 2009

Tiny Jockey

To place ones testicles atop anothers erect penis and swing them back and forth in the manner of a jockey until ejaculation is achieved.

Whippet gave me a brilliant tiny jockey last night!

by Red Handed Jack1 October 21, 2009

Toilet Jockey

Strictly a Male based role. When using a urinal in a Club or Pub another man feels the need to converse, normally making eye contact, just to make the situation even more awkward.

Guy 1: "How'd it go last night with that girl?"

Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "

by Ashbk February 3, 2010