nob jockey

a penis rider(you like to have sexual intercourse with men)

you are a nob jockey (insult)

by Meli_Bug April 18, 2007

phone jockey

A person whose job is to answer calls from customers of a small- to large-sized company, usually from within a large contact center (aka call center). They are teathered to a their desk all day via phone headset, and yelled at countless times for things that aren't their fault; because of this, phone jockeys usually hate their jobs. Unfortunately for a jockey, they are are paid well enough that they keep working in the field until they completely burn out, and hate everyone.

I called my power company today, and the phone jockey on the other end was a real jerk.

by Mike Dub July 21, 2008

car jacker

used mostly for someone giving a handjob while riding in a car

Man jennifer is such a car jacker! Did you hear about her carride with will last year?

by BOBBBBBFJKLGHTFTGRKJDSGAERYTRHFRUHYEROH April 26, 2008

Cum Jockey

After a very tall man has sex with a male or female horse (the man taking part in the role of the "giver"), he takes his dick out of the horse's asshole/vagina and sprays his cum on top of the horse's back. Before a horse race will begin, the lucky horse jockeys will notice said stain, and hence refer to the stain as a "Cum Jockey". The unlucky ones will place their saddle on top of the Cum Jockey, thereby causing the Jockey to slide around and be imbalanced during the horse race due to the lubrication effect of the sperm.

Jockey 1: Hey Fred, don't sit on Seabiscuit just yet! It may have a Cum Jockey on it.

Jockey 2: This must be the work of... Tall People! >:O

by TashaReid2000 July 5, 2009

jackery

From the root word "jacked" or "jacked up", which have varying definitions, based on the context.
The noun "jackery" is the extent to which, or the way in which something(s) or someone is jacked.

T: This bike is so fucked up. Everything is broken or wrong.
E: Ya dude its totally jacked up.
T: This is the worst jackery i've ever seen
E: That's a a lot of jackery!

by Dj MtMe June 28, 2008

cock jockey

Used to describe a male who is inclined to ride another males sexual organ.

by Kryt February 4, 2003

Jacker's Arm

When one's arm is too sore or in extreme pain due to excessive masturbation. Usually interferes with everyday activities and can take weeks to recover from.

John: Dude I took like three Tylenol pills this morning

Brandon: What do you have the cold?

John: Nah, I got a bad case of the Jacker's Arm.

by Pandad March 24, 2009