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slick jewston

I dated this guy for two weeks, he told me he was single, but then one day while having lunch together, his pregnant girlfriend spotted us and slapped his stupid little slick jewston face.
by Brandy January 31, 2004
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Jewsy Couture

Clothing brand made especially for Jews and Jew enthusiasts. While it is lesser known among the non jew populace, Jewsy Couture actually hit local Walmarts and dollar stores years before its poorly made competitor, Juicy Couture.

Made with 100% real Jesus tears!
Example 1: "Hey Jebadiah, put down that dradle and come with me to buy the latest Jewsy Couture shirt from Walgreens"

Example 2: "Holy matzah balls! This Jewsy Couture product is reasonably priced!"

Example 3: "Sweet Abraham! How could I Passover such a bargain?"

Example 4: "Wow Mr. Goldstien, this Jewsy shirt has quality Id kill (jesus) for!"
by Zhally (We Black) December 24, 2008
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jewsians

Jews who are very strict in the way they follow judaism

aka. Orthodox jews, ultra-orthodox jews

Origin of word: A south park episode term that was adapted by myself
I went to synagouge today and hung out with my jewsian friends
by Dave K November 3, 2004
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jewswager

i like your jewswager
by darkthatfollows May 23, 2010
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Jewsome

Something that is both awesome and economical beneficial.
When you, for example, find some money in a pocket that you forgot or hit a great sale: “Jewsome”
by Hanlasse December 25, 2018
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Jewson

This bitch Jewson over here is a fag, go pick up a penny!
by nniiigggaaaaa May 28, 2019
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Jewsexual

A person attracted to people of the Jewish religion
“Im Jewsexual so I only love Jews!”
by Imprettycool1036 June 30, 2022
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