January 8

Best person ever... a girl who is born on this day is super pretty and awesome. They have brown ayes and brown hair with a touch of blond. She is good with everyone even if they aren’t nice to her. She can be sentimental and sometimes get pretty angry. But I assure you they are the best, don’t lose them.

Wow she is the sweetest person ever I assume she is born on January 8.

January 8 by fimtm124 November 9, 2019

January 25th 

Today is pretend to be hurt day! Put on a cast or fall down in front of everyone! Score help from your crush and gain lots of attention from other people or your hot teacher. Omg lol

John: hey Alesha it’s January 25th!
Alesha: *falls* oh I think I sprained my ancle!

John: let me help you up

Alesha: *just scored the love and support of her crush *

January 25th by FafetaFall December 10, 2019

January 5th 

THIS DAY WHERE ALL THE FINE ASS NIGGAS N BITCHES ARE BORN, IF YOU NOT BORN ON THIS DAY YOUR A IRRELEVANT BITCH (;

you were born on january 5th ? YESSIRRR!! i wish i was born on january 5th that’s when all the finest niggas n bitches are born

January 5th by real ass bitch 124 November 2, 2019

January 19 

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 19
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

January 19 by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 21st 

Eff the Exes Day!
A day to focus on your hate for your ex, and think about how they'll realize someday you are pretty much the Bee's Knees. A good day to get scandalous, go on many dates, and maybe texting your ex a Drunken hate text!

Joe: Hey John! Heard you got pretty messed up last night!

Josh: Yeah, I was celebrating National Eff the Exes Day.

Joe: There's a holiday called that?

Josh: Yeah every January 21st!

Joe: Cool! What did you do?

John: Well, I went on a super date with the entire college cheerleading squad, drank a 1.75 of Vodka, and finally texted my ex a pic of me giving her the middle finger whilst laying out a Cleveland Steamer on the Cheer Captain's chest!

Joe: HEYOOOH!!! Good riddance to that whore!

January 21st by CaptainBolar January 19, 2012

January 14

If your born on this day, you are very pretty. Have daddy long legs. You’re very smart, top of the class sometimes. And you have some really good friends.

Guy: Wassup girly
Guy 2: Dude she is born on January 14
Guy: Oh shoot, sorry girl, you wanna date

January 14 by Judo girly November 14, 2019

January 31st 

The mostest sweetist and cutest person you will ever meet!! Has a great personality

Your birthday is on january 31st ... that explains how cute you are.

January 31st by Heheeh101 November 1, 2019