flop jacket

a condom, but only applies to a flacid penis.

If erect, it becomes a skin suede shoe.

Yeah, I had the trojan on, but her dank was quite stank so it just became a flop jacket.

by MrCerebellum August 19, 2008

Swag Jacket

A jacket that causes one to look so swag, no matter what else theyre wearing

Lady: "OMG that guy is so hot, I like his swag"
Woman: "which guy?"
Lady: The one taking his jacket off, over there"
Woman "OMG that guy is so gross"
Lady: "Youre right, he must have been wearing a Swag Jacket"

by Toast Toastin' Toast December 15, 2011

Neo Jacket

An awesome looking trench coat that gives you the ability to dodge bullets and see the matrix.

Nick: Dude! What is that?
Zach: It's my awesome neo jacket! Quick lets test it. SHOOT ME!

by niza jallen gressette October 17, 2009

Yellow Jacket

When you piss on dog shit.

my dog and I made a yellow jacket in the front yard

by FlippidyFloppidyIAmProperty February 4, 2018

Straight Jacketed

A term that is used when a homosexual person is surrounded on all sides by heterosexual persons in an intimate setting.

"So how did hanging out with your friends go last night?"

"It sucked, i was straight jacketed because my best friend and his girlfriend were on one side, and my other best friend was listening to his iPod on my other side while we were on the sofa watching a movie."

by Cardi December 14, 2008

Leather Jacket

People who think they are cool and popular were this. Also they are gay

You where a leather jacket. Well stop

by Rayzor2424 December 11, 2019

Ass Jacket

Laying your penis in another man in an upside down position while masturbating him to orgasm.

Tom enjoyed having Jeremy give him an ass jacket because it gave him a furious orgasm.

by Fab freddy getting fingered May 29, 2003