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Italian Backscratcher

When a hairy man rubs his ballsack up and down the back of his significant other.
Sophia was in the mood for a back massage and Luigi suprised her with an Italian Backscratcher.
by sybercruzn November 26, 2011
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italian angel

A very voluptuous, loving woman of Italian heritage who gives all of everything she has to everyone around her. Sofia Loren is an example of an Italian Angel.
Your nonna was an Italian Angel back in the day. She made food and wine for everyone around us. She even grew flowers for her neighbors and friends. Another example. That woman is beautiful inside and out, just like lovely land of Italy. She is an Italian Angel.
by Bella Donna February 1, 2014
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italian express

Verb: when you ram a Italian woman rather quickly and give her cab fare immediately after completion
Hey bro, I totally Italian expressed Maria last night.
by 225kittykittylicklick November 24, 2013
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italian cup

Verb; when you jack off two Italians at the same time and have them jizz in a gold cup. You then proceed to drink from the cup and spit it in the Pope's face.
After the world cup, Janet pulled an Italian cup with Giuseppe and Maurizio. Luckily, God forgives all sins.
by Pinupginger April 19, 2017
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Italian Standoff

An Italian standoff happens on a road that is only wide enough for one car at a time. It occurs when 2 cars are driving towards each other, and one of them has to move out of the way. The car that moves is considered the loser, and the car that does not move is considered the winner.
Alex has never ever lost an Italian Standoff.
by Conquistador69 May 26, 2017
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italian tupperware

Reusable plastic containers and the matching lids. Such as store bought Kool Whip, butter and sherbert containers.
If you want to take leftovers home, bring your Italian Tupperware to dinner with you.
by Ok Rudy September 27, 2019
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Italian Narcolepsy

When you've eaten too much pasta and bread, and become drowsy or nod off afterwards.
"Hey, you see Frankie, sleeping at the table?!"
"Oh, yeah, he's just got Italian Narcolepsy."
by stonedintellectual October 18, 2019
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