Kazakhstanian insert

The act of doing a triple backflip with a twist and accidentally landing your shlong inside the anus of a homeless man.

Guy 1: dude I got so drunk last night I think I did a kazakhstanian insert.
Guy 2:I know. I was the hobo

by Zeroisbeyond September 24, 2022

Moment of Inertia

When studying horses, it is important to consider the following formula F=mC^2 which is to be considered a race horse and/or racist horse. The true inertia appears, when considering the hyperplexia of violin strings.

Trump has a huge moment of inertia.
Grab her right by the inertia!

by Donald-Trumpgtyd6rs67tægiyhb February 28, 2017

Full Body Insertion

When a man inserts his entire body into the vagina of a very large, used woman.

"I met this big ass hookee last night. I payed $100 for a full body insertion."

by CheekyDogz69 August 1, 2018

do it yourself (insert name here)

School appropriate way of telling someone to go kill themselves. (stated or shouted jokingly.)

(inserted name): can somebody help me carry-

DO IT YOURSELF (insert name here)
(inserted name): (joking) FINE I WILL *carries object by themselves*

by Kat_Rose February 17, 2019

M&M [Insert Act]

M&M stands for Masturbation & Marajuana. As such, this is any activity preceded by using marijuana and masturbating to orgasm in any order or combination.

M&M Insert Act uses:
Tonight, I have an M&M Date with Sam.

I'm going to have an M&M Staff Meeting.
M&M Tacos!
Go home and have an M&M.

by Can I Get U Off? March 3, 2022

Tactical Insertion

Getting head while playing Call of Duty

Tactical Insertion

by Boomshaka 001 April 25, 2010

get my "insert name" on/off

1. To take the time out to enjoy a person of the opposite sex, getting your "insert name" on. You may also do the exact opposite if this person has an off day, getting your "insert name" off.
2. To blatantly stare at a person of the opposite sex without being caught whether you're enjoying this time or cringing in disgust.

Shaun: "Aye man, where the hell have you been? You're needed back there to replace the cylinder on the line."

Seth: "I had to pause for a moment and get my Anngie on. She just stepped through the double doors."

Shaun: "Really Seth, Really? She's kinda out of commission being pregnant and all. Shouldn't you be getting your Anngie off?"

Seth: "You're right as always sir. Now, about those cylinders!"

get my "insert name" on/off

by BigSight November 6, 2010