Alabama ear infection

the act of masterbaiting and explooging in ones ear and pissing in the other. While there asleep. Causing ear infection

" haha stupid bitch, I Alabama ear infectioned you! That's what u get for not pleasuring me!"

by Oliver clothsoff May 28, 2009

idolation

to isolate oneself completely from all social and media interaction because you recorded American Idol and have yet to watch the results.

Where's Lisa?
Oh, she's in idolation. I bet she doesn't even know about the massive earthquake in California!

by Thomasslc May 22, 2009

byeast infection

when a vaginal yeast infection crosses the perineum barrier into the anus causing an anal yeast infection

"I pulled a southern trespass on her and she got a byeast infection."

by jimseng January 22, 2010

yeast infection

A very funny infection that plagues dooshy and yoan.

I got a yeast infection argh kthxbye

by Yoan June 26, 2006

inhalation

To breath in. Also, an incorrect spelling of annihilation, coined by Kyle Wright. Especially useful when combined with the word funtional, to produce the band name Functional Inhalation, which is the only band (other than perhaps an orchestra) to contain more members than Slipknot.

"I am going to launch the nukes in my backyard silos, thus causing the inhalation of the entire world!!"

by Anaksunaman June 19, 2004

vaginal inhalation

When an obnoxious sorostitute squats over a bag of food (ie puppy chow) and creates a vacuum with her vagina and consumes the entire contents.

Person 1: Where is the puppy chow?
Person 2: Shea ate it all via vaginal inhalation.

by boyz_63564435 April 7, 2010

Status Infection

(n.) Occurs when a random social inferior comments on the status of a "cool" person on Facebook, and in doing so, essentially kills any chance of that "cool" person recieving ensuing sub-posts and/or "likes" from fellow "cool" people.

1. Generally occurs in the early phase of a status

cool dude #1: *(sees clever status of cool dude #2...ready to type a hopefully witty response...when he's about to press enter)* OMG! did that kid Tommy La'nush just comment on Jeremy's status? wtf? he's SO NOT COOL-ABORT!!! poor cool dude #2 *(wipes a tear with sleeve)*...he's got a real status infection.

facebook Dirty Sanchez

by GoneWithTheWin September 3, 2011