Purfume Bath

When someone farts opens the shower, sticks there butt in farts then runs.

How was your Purfume Bath?
Damn that stinks!!!!!!!!!1

by beanie B**** March 25, 2011

Run the bath

When something of greatness is about to happen and you’re in the preparation phase for that moment in time. Like running a bath you know what comes next is good.

“Oi Johnny bananas. We’re heading to the strip club”

Johnny: “run the bath”

by Johney bananas November 27, 2020

lazy bathe

When you know you should take a shower but are running late or just don't want to so you do everything but take a shower. i.e. Much deodorant, perfume/cologne, moist towelettes...etc.

I was running so late this morning that I didn't have time to shower so I lazy bathed.

I lazy bathe as much as possible in the winter because the air is so cold.

by PrincessAmanda October 9, 2008

bath turtle

a floater in the bath tub. made possible by a bathing child taking a dump in their bathwater.

"YOUR KID left another bath turtle in the tub. It's your turn to go clean it, Herman "

by kirakhan23 November 23, 2014

bath assalt

The act of assualting someone while on bath salt.

" That dude just bath assalted that guy and ate his face"

by eatfacebmp June 25, 2012

bath rat

Someone with nappy ass hair we're they look like a rat that took the hair from the drain and wore it as a wig

Dang Ariel's really looking like a bath rat today

by Ash_why January 9, 2020

Bachelor Bath

When a bachelor uses air freshener as a substitute for a shower or bath.

Pete: Hey man, you going to take a shower before we head out tonight?
Mark: Naw dude, I'm going to take a bachelor bath real quick

by Breebree32 August 6, 2013