Iven

Iven is a weird, awkward german that loves nudes

you all should send him some

Iven is a weird, awkward german that loves nudes

by send nudes please April 24, 2017

I've got a goo on me

A serious thirst for alcohol

I've got a goo on me and it's only eleven o'clock in the morning.

Meaning, I want alcohol right now and it's only eleven o'clock in the morning.

by TheDublinBoss February 27, 2013

Ivel

When a morbidly obese person wears Levi jeans it imprints the word Levi (from the button on the wearers fly) in reverse on their belly.

Yo! that bitch is so thick she be Ivel!

by Snatchinator February 5, 2010

Ivers' Law

This law, a variation of Godwin's Law, was formulated on August 31, 2008. "As a political internet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Bush and/or 9/11 approaches one."

Person 1: Dude, who are you voting for?
Person 2: Obama man, McCain is too much like Bush... and we all know Bush was the mastermind behind 9/11.
Person 1: Ivers' Law is proven again.

by Ivers October 20, 2008

iveri

Iveri is a name typically used for girl. Iveri is a beautiful young women who is very loyal. Shes down to earth and loves a good laugh. Shes always there when needed and will always have your back

Iveri is amazing...duh

by phanisrealxx April 13, 2016

I could write a book about what I've been through.

The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.

Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."

Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."

by Thatsnotmyname May 8, 2013

i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube

when the images began to surface of Kim Kardashian after 'the Kim Kardashian breaks the internet ' P.R stunt and seeing what the actual contours of her body looked like without the use of photoshop i realised that you actually see better curves on a rubix cube

whist perched on tree with a set of binoculars in a security camera black spot outside the Kardashian household, an elderly stalker with years of experience in the pastime , or hobby as he likes to describe it. he thought he had struck gold when he noticed the bedroom drapes where left open just enough to observe Kardashians siloutte entering the room....he thought it was just a matter of time before she walked past the gap in the drapes and he got to gaze upon what the media had described as the most curvatious woman in the world. then and without prior warning what could only be described as a carbon blob covered in a substance resembling cottage cheese appeared through the the gap in the drapes. just before the gentleman in question died from 17 different types of shock he uttered the words...'what the hell is that thing? i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube'

by true story! January 23, 2016