by SpengDisciple November 14, 2018
Get the Hummus-tingus mug.Mashed chickpeas seasoned with lemon, pepper, and salt. It is usually served with vegetables, pretzel chips, and pita. Occasionally it is used as a face mask. The ingredients in hummus can vary as they come in a variety of flavors. Rich people eat this sh*t. In addition, hummus has the consistency of diarrhea. Enjoy!
In a lunch room:
Poor kid that shops at Dollar Tree: “Son! Who tf took a dump in yo lunch bag?!?!”
Rich kid: “My mother. And it’s called Hummus.”
Poor kid that shops at Dollar Tree: “Son! Who tf took a dump in yo lunch bag?!?!”
Rich kid: “My mother. And it’s called Hummus.”
by Rich_the poor kid November 25, 2018
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A group of Jews who are awesome. They come to Israel for 10 days and take control of the country. They drink, hook up, and make bad decisions. Fighting Hummus are one of the most legit groups in the world. A-MAZE-ING! They turned Israel upside down with all the shenanigans!
Did you look at all of the pictures of Fighting Hummus? They look like such fun and cool people. I wish I was part of the Fighting Hummus!
by Sir Hummus January 30, 2012
Get the Fighting Hummus mug.by Rusty trombone player January 30, 2015
Get the lawn hummus mug.The act of breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend and a week later you fornicate with them knowing that in the end you are going to tell them you want to be "just friends". After the act is done you also throw down $40 on their desk and immediately leave.
Last night my roommates ex boyfriend was pulling a humps when he came over after he had been drinking, had sex with her, told her that he wants to be friends and then left $40 for a previous purchase. He then left and walked home.
by princess cinderella October 24, 2008
Get the Pulling a humps mug.by Melch April 19, 2007
Get the goin' to hell in a hunk a' hummus mug.1. The scientific term for one who is a Cunt of "humungus" proportions.
2. One who is without genitalia, typically one who is a giant emotional baby.
2. One who is without genitalia, typically one who is a giant emotional baby.
Example:
Person 1: He just keeps crying about his girlfriend and taking his rage out on other people.
Person 2: Wow what a Cuntugus Humungus .
Person 1: He just keeps crying about his girlfriend and taking his rage out on other people.
Person 2: Wow what a Cuntugus Humungus .
by Philosophous Maximus October 22, 2008
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