How the hell you spell showfer?

Chauffeur.

How the hell you spell showfer?

Chauffeur

Ooh, fancy pants rich mcgee over here! FUCK YOU! Spelling bee ass...he gonna give me the definition next!

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 24, 2024

Now you know how *blank* feels

No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.

A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.

guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?

by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024

.9.YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.

.9.YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.

.9.YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.

by Adujasty343 July 17, 2025

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

You know how I get

Yeah, no, Alex you're doing a fine job but

Hym "You know how I get when it comes to Jordan I mean, he is being fucking ridiculous right now"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.

.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.

.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.

by Adujasty343 July 17, 2025