We Want Houston

fans from other teams talking trash then getting their ass beat from the houston astros winning

We want houston

by yaboijuan October 24, 2022

news now houston

A convicted rapist. A rape shed dwelling lisper who makes YouTube videos. Scum of the earth.

That dead girl on the tv got News Now Houstoned.

by Earls Victim #46 August 4, 2019

Dagmar Holten

- Noun
Chicargo slang, commonly used against people with diabetes or just fat people. You have probably heard of the word "DaDagger", which just is a mutated version of Dagmar holten. DaDagger can also be used as an synonym to "nigga", like "what up my Dagger".

Person 1: What up fatty, you dagmar holten or what?
Person 2: *cries*
Person 1: yeah cry that fat out fatty

by MikeTheShikes October 31, 2019

Houston Hockey Game

(One Man)
When a man inserts his dick into the asshole of a woman with no arms or legs and pushes her across a flat surface using only his dick muscles and his knees.
(Two Men)
Same as above except the men have to fight for possession.

The man decided to challenge his friend to a Houston Hockey Game for possession of his wife. She suffered severe burns(and a sore asshole).

by stopaskingmeformyname March 5, 2011

houstle

an ugly mansion owned by people who have terrible taste. word coined by Royce Christyn on twitter, 6/21/17.

Look at that houstle, it is so ugly.

by ninaandtito June 26, 2017

houl the bus

"Hold on a brief moment, won't you, sir? I must check my bearings"

See also: "Wise the bap"

Emer: "Here, Billy, I've somethin to tell ya"
Billy: "Yes Emer?"
Emer: "Oh, Billy, I'm up the duff!"
Billy: "Houl the bus, I only rid ye last night"

by cosmicSTRESSHEAD September 25, 2006

holt

one who's soul purpose in life is to consume/learn about as much protein as possible.

George Holt says,"every shrimp has 8 grams of protein in it."

by travis wood April 22, 2007