Wise the bap

"Don't be daft", "Use your noodle"

See also: Houl the bus

Jonty: "I rid yer ma last night"
Steek #2: "Wise the bap, she's a dyke, you deck"

by cosmicSTRESSHEAD September 24, 2006

houl the bus

"Hold on a brief moment, won't you, sir? I must check my bearings"

See also: "Wise the bap"

Emer: "Here, Billy, I've somethin to tell ya"
Billy: "Yes Emer?"
Emer: "Oh, Billy, I'm up the duff!"
Billy: "Houl the bus, I only rid ye last night"

by cosmicSTRESSHEAD September 24, 2006