Hoont

Adj. Lumpy yet Furry

Noun. A small garden gnome of the ostrich family

Verb. To act of or to be a Hoont (see Parjoonkley)

Adj. The large tumor on my big toe was Hoont.

Noun. In the spring gardens, the long-legged Hoonts danced in the enchanted river for all eternity.

Verb. Why does he always have to Hoont up our parties?

by Fleebeldargen December 6, 2004

haint

An old southern therm for over-priced motorocycle.

I sold my house for a haint.

by Icesharc April 22, 2004

HoinK

blathemsac, to be a

You are such a blathemsac!

by omg May 17, 2003

hoonta

When a group of people get together to smoke marijuana. Probably originating from unknown indigenous people who would hoonta with their peace pipes in their primitive huts.

Yo homie, let's bring some hot bitches over and have ourselves a hoonta.

by piratekittybitch November 13, 2011

Hoist the Colors

when a girl or guy breaks up with someone and they go out looking for a rebound. They "hoist the colors" and inform you of their single status.

Hey look at that hot girl at the bar! Dudes hoist the colors and lets go!

by godstrumpet October 6, 2013

Hoing

Verb.- The use of overly attentive or obedient behavior to coerce females to do degrading things.

Man I was hoing with this hot girl the other day.

by sweggymcsweg June 23, 2015

Hontas

A nipple

I really wanna poke a hontas.

by Sixlckychrms August 12, 2009