A vacuous cum dumpster whose pussy lips rattle when the wind blows. Dumb as a box of hammers, existing only to spend the family fortune and be seen in night-vision home movies looking like a hairless white ferret having sex. Doesn't know what 'Walmart' is (ref Simple Life Season 1).
by BoneyMaloney June 20, 2005
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Amazing little town 45 minutes away from Volcano another majorly cool town...
Amazing little town 45 minutes away from Volcano another majorly cool town...
by The Little Freak January 20, 2009
Get the Hilo mug.A sort of sick disease, when a person finds themselves waking up in a different bed everyday. May include temptations to throw away all property that is not pink. People affected may spend all their worldly lifetime savings on things such as breast implants, ass implants, pink poodles, and big pink bags to carry the poodles around in.
'Visiting' jail may seem like an honourable goal or accomplishment to such people, as well as at least one lesbian relationship in life. Also the ability to sing like a cat being strangled, and the confidence to share this 'gift' with the world. The diseased also find it compulsory to be a slut, and a porn item of some sort.
'Visiting' jail may seem like an honourable goal or accomplishment to such people, as well as at least one lesbian relationship in life. Also the ability to sing like a cat being strangled, and the confidence to share this 'gift' with the world. The diseased also find it compulsory to be a slut, and a porn item of some sort.
Girl 1: I feel so weird! My ass seems to get larger everyday, my toilet seat is suddenly pink, and i haven't slept in my own bed for almost a month! What do you think is wrong with me?
Girl 2: You must have Paris Hilton Syndrome! You poor thing! You're screwed!
Girl 2: You must have Paris Hilton Syndrome! You poor thing! You're screwed!
by L.I.M June 30, 2010
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by minaruttnaäpplen April 14, 2021
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by Adrian April 28, 2006
Get the paris hilton mug.A useless slut who has done nothing to be where she is today. A freeloader. The untalented bitch who is famous for having money **sad** A skinny whore who can't even operate something as simple as a toaster. Lindsay Lohans idol. When you hear the words "like," "totally" or "totally and stuff!" repeatedly, you know Paris Hilton is around.
Paris Hilton: I'm a useless slut! yay!
**Have you seen House of Wax? How did she get a part in that? oh thats right, cause they never employ real actresses for shitty teen slasher shit movies.
**Have you seen House of Wax? How did she get a part in that? oh thats right, cause they never employ real actresses for shitty teen slasher shit movies.
by b3c August 4, 2005
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