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Heterocredible

Convincingly straight. Quality that renders an ambiguous item clearly "not gay."
"I just think a button-down is a little more heterocredible than that tanktop."

"The role is a romantic lead; I don't know if that actor is really heterocredible."

"I have to figure out some heterocredible way to package the barware I bought my groomsmen."
by Bensma August 1, 2008
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heterofagdyke

Someone whom is partially a straight woman, straight man, gay man and lesbian.
I like beer, whiskey, kittens, Cher, boys, girls, dick, pussy and tits. I am a heterofagdyke.
by TrailCycleGirl September 22, 2011
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hetero flamboyant

A heterosexual man or woman who is easily and/or often mistaken for a homosexual due to presenting themselves or their personality in a way often associated with homosexuals.
Man 1: Why does everyone think that I’m gay? I have a wife!

Man 2: Because, you’re Hetero Flamboyant!
by Hildoggo October 15, 2018
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Heather

Heather is honestly the smartest person you'll ever meet. Sometimes it feels like she's hiding something from you but she is. She's just not ready to tell anybody because she doesn't want to get anybody else involved. Heather is afraid of hurting anyone else and that's what makes her so fucking sweet. Even though she may bring this bad ass confident popular girl vibe, she's secretly just a lonely person that wants to be loved. She is NOT ready for commitments and it's heart breaking to hear those words come from her. And yet she's awesome and so funny! Everyone likes her. Some even MORE THAN LIKE... She is very popular and especially with the boys. It's funny how she gets so scared so easily because it only makes the boys want her more. She has beautiful dark brown hair with gorgeous GORGEOUS ocean blue eyes. Heather is going to be a smart ass lawyer one day and if you're the one to break her heart, then she will NOT stop until you're broken.
Dude 1: hey have you seen heather? You're so lucky you're her friend! She's smoking hottttt!!!!!
Dude 2: yeah yeah whatever. But I feel like she's hiding something from me... It's almost as if she's hiding her pain through her smile.

Dude 1: no way! Anybody who looks like that and has the brain of hers is SURE to be FINE!!!
Dude 2: *sees heather smiling but all he sees is a girl with pain* um I'm not so sure about that anymore...
by Best friend of a Heather October 20, 2018
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Heather Bogard

The best girlfriend soon to be wife in the world.
by wrt916 February 26, 2011
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Heather

A heather is a pretty kind girl. Usually mousy, but more on the blonde side. They are smart and caring for others.
My mother will be so pleased i bought a Heather home.
by Abz_bings January 1, 2017
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Hepherschmidt

Hepherschmidt is a replacement word for any word or can be added on to any sentance to make the sentance more powerful and eye catching.
What the Hepherschmidt?!

or This is BS! Hepherschmidt!
by dumper-bumper bandit May 6, 2009
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