Heather

usually brunette with big blue intense eyes. an amazing friend and very sympthatic. good listener and gives good advice. you can usually trust them with anything. very sweet girl who is faithful but not innocent. cares very much about the person they love but just doesn't know how to show it. Not a whore but somehow tends to be amazing in bed. really knows how to seduce a guy and turn them on. beautiful face, cute, fun, and bubbly personality with a banging body. knows how to have fun, and is a little bit of a trouble maker!

Man, i really want to find a girl...i wish i had a Heather.

by rocker girl November 6, 2010

The Heath

A sex act, upon which the male will give oral to the female, who is on her period. When sufficient blood is around his mouth the male will stop and whisper "Why so serious?". Named after the famous actor, Heath Ledger for his performance as the Joker in Batman: The Dark Knight.

"Did you see that guy go down on his girlfriend while she was on her period. He did The Heath and said 'Why so serious?' when he came up"

by I Invented This May 11, 2009

Virgin Express to Heathrow

A woman experiencing an orgasm for the first time.

I sent her on the Virgin Express to Heathrow last night...

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Heather Mills

The act of having sexual intercourse with the stump(s) of an amputee.

Oh man, do you see that paraplegic chick at the bar? I want to Heather Mills her all night long. Look at how perfectly formed those stumps are.

by pepperoninips546 December 15, 2008

dirty heather

When a person has too much wine, reads too many books, and curses you for being a normal person.

My friend Chris has a wife that is such a Dirty Heather.

by Chris Slater bones Heathers July 31, 2020

heath ledger

the beautiful actor who will forever be remebered as ennis del mar from brokeback mountain and doing jack twist(jake gyllenhaal) up the butt.

heath ledger died on january 22, 2008 from a drug over dose.

ennis: "you know i ain't queer"
jack: "me neither"

by i <3 jake gyllenhaal January 23, 2008

washwood heath academy

A school based in Birmingham west midlands near an area called alum rock where most 'roadmen' wannabes chill.

This school is populated with butters boys with dead trims who claim 'they can tek your gyaldem, but cant even secure a decent trim.

Whats that school populated with butters boys called?

Oh washwood heath academy?

by Anonymous user 34653 March 15, 2017