Hebrew Blindfold

When a man puts his testicles on a women's (or man's) eyes and thes bends his penis round and then inserts it up her nose.

Guy 1: Hey I gave my girlfriend a hebrew blindfold yesterday

Guy 2: WTF, that's some hardcore shit

by Hebrew Blindfold FTW September 12, 2010

hebetudinous

(adjective) badly damaged, badly hurt, ugly. (often appears as "hebetudinous mess")
Also describes a person who hurts others or damages things.

My buddy got hurt in Iraq so they sent him home, but he's looking so hebetudinous that I'm amazed he's still alive.

This hebetudinous gang-banger beat that guy into a bloody pulp.

by grantmommer April 23, 2006

habberdashery

It's from Party Monster and literally means to make hats.

My mom is into habberdashery.

by QueenieBrooke July 30, 2006

habberdashery

a well hidden dynamite store.

christ, it took me 4 days to find the habberdashery.

by stinky britches May 19, 2005

Hebae

shes hebae bc shes ur bae. a passionate friend and rlly OCD-prone to spelling mistakes. shes a fuckin QUEEN with brown hair and brown eyes. shes lazy af and eats sooo much but u dont care bc shes ur bff!
hebae bae cute brown hair brown eyes queen

person 1: hey u see that cute girl over there
person 2: yeah she seems nice
person 1: she must be a hebae... shes my bae

by y r u looking at my name May 27, 2019

Habben

Habben is a cool ass guy. There ain't much to say other than that he's a Top G. One piece of advice if you see one irl: Hide your girlfriend. There is a 98% chance you will lose your girl to him within 10 seconds of eye contact.

Jake: Yo is that Habben??
Tom: Quick hide your girl!!

by W1se N1gga December 9, 2022

Vaginal Hebrews

Someone who owns a vagina and is proud of it.

Sammie: I'm a vaginal hebrews!
Jake: What that?
Sammie: Something you don't have.

by Lesnomleanna November 10, 2010