Hairoopogist

one who has an unusual obsession with hair; a group belonging to the Ceratin Rights movement

"The hairoopogist places his cut hair in a ziploc bag."

by 1337 Man November 30, 2003

Haironautics

(n)the theory and practice of hair restoration

Hey, you're no longer a slaphead. Have you been to a clinic. No I read a book on haironautics and as you can see I am no longer bald.

by Michael Pettett August 28, 2006

Hairoculars

A word used to describe the action of using braided hairs to peer through. Usually used to disguise or camoflauge the act of looking.

Oh, look! Brady is using hairoculars to look at that womans ass.

by Taylor Deupree April 20, 2007

Hafro

half afro/ the stage of growing an afro

dude 1: dude i like ur hair
dude 2: is it an afro?
Dude 3 : naa its a hafro

by Brawlar October 3, 2008

haironautics

(also haironautic, haironautical) Elaborately and clearly artificially sculpted hairstyles that require a degree in engineering to create and maintain, and that in some cases could carry the wearer aloft were it not for the pounds of product required to achieve them. Found most commonly at weddings. As an adjective, used to describe the products and tools required to accomplish these hair arrangements that appear to defy the laws of physics.

Antonym: hairgonomics

Wedding guest 1: "Is it just me, or are the bridesmaids in this wedding sporting some serious haironautics?"

Wedding Guest 2: "For sure, that last gust of wind would have sent the one with the wingy things airborne if she hadn't been weighed down by all that product."

by terminally.ill June 13, 2009

Harboring a Groundhog

When you're on the edge of taking a dump and a little pokes out but then slips back in.

I can't sit still in class, I'm on the verge of Harboring a Groundhog in my jean shorts.

by MASONBEAR February 5, 2015

Hadrosaur

A duck billed herbivore dinosaur with an oddly shaped skull.

A Corythosaurus is a hadrosaur with a paddle turned sideways on it's head.

by Lapizdemon August 4, 2015