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Gearshift Handjob

A handjob in which the dick is used like a car gearshift, increasing the stroking intensity with each gear.
I got a gearshift handjob last night. She might not know how to drive, but she sure can work my lever
by ArmiTej December 1, 2021
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Dooryard Handjob

When a mud cricket jerks ya off in some dude’s driveway in Washington County, Maine
Heard ya girl gave you a Dooryard Handjob at ya ma’s house
by TheDowneaster February 10, 2022
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Assisted-Handjob

When two or more people (preferably female) jack one dudes cock at the same time.
"I just got jacked off by both my wife and my girlfriend at the same time, now that's what you call an Assisted-Handjob."
by DeezNutsBuster November 14, 2022
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sloppy handjob

Very much similar to the tantalizing sloppy blowjob produces a copious amount of saliva, a sloppy handjob requires large amounts of salivas and other
Lubricating products such anal lubricants, coconut oils as well as other plant based oils. The most popular in the Hardcore sex communities is by far Schloans Schlong Jelly. The goal is to produce a noisey extremely satisfying organs to which the penis spent mixes well into the lubricant that is being used.
Justo went to that old man’s house down the street and he traded a sloppy handjob for a brand new Xbo360
by Andres M C April 9, 2023
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Hersheys Handjob

When a chick defecates in her and then proceeds to work your dick until you ejaculate into her shitty palms.
Holy shit man, Tammy was so drunk last night that she gave me a Hersheys Handjob and then passed out on the floor.
by USPFCMC September 5, 2023
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Rock star handjob

The process of administering a handjob while wearing awesome sunglasses.
Jessica walked into the room wearing her awesome sunglasses and administered a rock star handjob
by Jessieka May 29, 2013
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two million dollar handjob

When a woman uses her two breasts to give the most sensational handjob ever
Rick: My wife just gave me a two million dollar handjob

Dan:My wife and I tried anal! :D

Rick: Gross.
by BestPseudonym March 21, 2014
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