Ex Husband

The useless asshole you finally divorced after years of you doing everything for him and him treating you like a maid, and him being constantly drunk.

Jane: My ex husband is stalking me

Sally: Why the fuck did you even marry him? He's a low life! You should have known!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 7, 2020

I love my husband ass print more

theyre my best friend and platonic husband, it couldnt get any better. I want this to prove to him that i obviously love him more. ill do whatever it takes. they need to understand it >:D

asprin - "i love you more"
me - "i love my husband ass print more"

so much meaing

by Asprin's sexy ass husband<3 April 29, 2022

Boycotted my Husband

To hold out till he gives into what your asking for :-)

I so boycotted my husband after he took all my smurfs and wouldnt give them back.

by Steamy Smurfette September 27, 2009

AlReem's Husband

Tall
Hot

Fahad

Isn't he the luckiest to be called AlReem's husband!

by refah26 August 17, 2021

Corpse husband stan

A bunch of wonderful people who love and support Youtuber, Corpse Husband. Often hated simply for breathing but that doesn't stop them from being bad ass people!

Hey, you're a Corpse Husband Stan right?

Yea that's me!

by El Squeaks February 23, 2021

Oliver Husband

will be a sperm donor, cant row at all and defiantly cant talk properly. e.g" yogurt , pasta... etc

oliver husband: watches calcification in maths and dexter

has captured the most secret "peggle" levels. (56gb)

is the most stingy organism on earth!

by Robert Templett April 17, 2011

bar husband

the nice male friend of ladies who is their safety post when they have unwanted attention from men who are trying to chat them up.

i was trying to chat her up till she went back to her bar husband

by muzzdarts August 2, 2012