bertholdts._.husband

an amazing tiktoker and is bertholdts ACTUAL husband *NOT CLICKBAIT*😱😱😱😨😨😨😨😪😪😪🙄🙄🙄🙄😼😼😼😼

OMG!?!!!!!!? ITS THAT Bertholdt AND HIS HUSBAND?!?!?!?!

Omg bertholdts._.husband is so cool😱

by bertholdts._.husband June 17, 2021

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Husband-trapper

Humorous slang word for vagina used in the context of "facetiousness"

Jina was a ratchet hoe she always use the ol husband-trapper to get her way

by jonnycripp420 February 02, 2025

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Eat your husband day

December 29 Is officialy "EAT your husband Day"
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)

Bon apeti =)

Girl:Hey bby. Its December 29.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)

Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.

by a person better than you December 29, 2020

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Jackie's husband

A true Godly man. Able to tolerate huge amounts of self righteous non stop pyscho babble. Odd because shes a roller skating waitress at a drive up burger joint

Man, Jackie's husband is going to get half and the kids she keeps it up. He so deserves it. He's an amazing father. He deserves better treatment. I admire his patience

by Jumpingchaos March 08, 2024

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husband hangover

Husbandhangiver-The exhaustion wife gets after she chooses to work too hard over the weekend with her husband by over doing and not giving herself enough self care and sleep.

it is critical the wife doesn’t over do and implement self care and proper sleep to avoid a husband hangover. Julie had a husband hangover the morning after she chose to stay up too late watching Netflix before her early morning work day

by acapellawoman February 23, 2024

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