gitch

a curd of the two words gay bitch or gitch, originating from emma last month

Emma your such a Gitch

by Megarticus July 26, 2006

Glitch

Something in a certain popular other-reality based movie to loosely patch over glaring holes in the plot.

Deja-vu means there's a glitch in the matrix, Keanu, you cardboard cut out of an actor!

by Pauly T November 13, 2003

Glitch in The Matrix

Hiring Keanau Reeves to play the lead role

The only glitch in the Matrix is the lack of acting on the part of the main character

by Jonesys November 9, 2004

gitch

The unfortunate phenomenon when you are unable to shower, clean, wash, or freshen up your private parts, and the resultant stench that occurs. Gitch comes in both male and female forms and is nasty and gitchful regardless of sex. The longer you go without washing, or the more strenuous activity you perform (such as exercise), the stronger your gitch will be.

"Man, I haven't had a shower in 3 days and my balls are FULL of the gitch"

"Even just sitting here, I can get wind of my own gitch it is that bad"

by Dave MacVicar November 16, 2005

Gritch

As in "Suck My Gritch", a misenterpretation of "Suck my Kiss" from The RHCP Greatest Hits.

Give to mee sweet sacred bliss, that mout was made to suck my gritch.

by Zack And Matt January 9, 2005

glitch

a very broad term meaning cool and awesome.
to describe something cool and awesome (glitchy)

Sam: "I got some new headphones, they're glitchy."

by The smart brunette June 5, 2009

glitchinate

To cause/exploit a bug in a video game.

Dude, I drove into the stands by glitchinating Gran Turismo.

by anamous January 20, 2005