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Domenico Giunta

big Dom is one with the ladies. he loves sex time and to have a fun sexy time. Domenico is very passionate and driven for a lustful relationship. He will pound anything that moves especially your mom. He has the attributes of a Soprano and will get your lady if he is near her. Beware. Domenico Giunta is also known for his humongous penis, making it the 8th world wonder. Some say his penis propels him into the sky when he gets an erection due to it's sheer kinetic force.
Domenico Giunta is so hot

Yeah I heard he's packing
by Dawier March 21, 2022
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Classical Guitar

The shittiest instrument in the world. It’s quieter than a church mouse, it’s really hard to play fast, it sucks to play slow cause it has no sustain, can’t do polyphony as well as a piano, and has a really narrow range.
The people who play it are the lamest sorry fucks you’ll ever meet. Too stoned and nonchalant to fit in with the rest of the classical world, and too nerdy and uptight to fit in with the non-art music crowd. They spend hours and hours bitching about their fingernails and how nobody wants to listen to their music.

Whatever you do, don’t learn classical guitar. You’ll probably get aids and die. And if you don’t, you’ll wish you did.
Person 1: Classical Guitar
Everyone: 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
by Segovia’ cocksleeve August 6, 2023
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rock star without a guitar

Billy Bob: Hey can I get a rock of that good good from you?
dealer: Man, you love that rock!
Billy Bob: Fo sho
dealer: Your a rock star without a guitar
by psychedelic shack January 29, 2014
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Guitar Hero Effect

The trippy change in vision where everything seems to be constantly moving up after playing guitar hero for extended periods of time
Man, I played guitar hero for 5 hours yesterday and then the guitar hero effect set in as soon as I turned my tv off. It felt like I was trippin balls.
by Dandyandy69 December 4, 2009
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Fanny Guitar

(Australia, Britain) - Female Masturbation
The act of strumming one's own female sex organs.
Often results in pain due to friction after a particulalry energetic session.

US Adaptation: Pussy Guitar
Olivia: What are you doing over there Linda?
Linda: Nothin much just playing a bit of Fanny Guitar

Ness loved nothing more after a hard days work than to strum her Fanny Guitar although the friction did cause some discomfort
by Lisa Rossi December 14, 2008
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The Guitar Hero Challenge

The Guitar Hero Challenge is doing a girl doggy style while trying to complete a song on expert difficulty.

You can win by either completing the song or cumming while still playing. You automatically get 5 stars for the song if you cum while the song is still on and manage to somehow finish the song.
"Hey, let's bang while playing Guitar Hero. Will call it the Guitar Hero Challenge."
by Milton Wants Sex Bradley March 13, 2009
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African Ass Guitar

Austin: Hey John can you give me an African Ass Guitar?!
John: For Fuckin sure! I need to practice "Stairway to Heaven" anyways!
by JohnStoneS2000 June 19, 2010
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