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Guntable
The gunt is a fat stomach that folds to produce something which no longer represents a gut, but rather a cunt.Guntable is the measure of whether one is able to retreive something from one's own or somebody elses gunt.The guntability of someone depends on multiple factors such as:
1. The depth of the gunt flaps. Some keen gunt miners have been known to go 'shoulder deep' into a gunt, similar to a vet conducting an internal examination on a cow
2. The hygeine of the gunt owner. Some gunts have been known to support large multicellular lifeforms. On one occasion a Ringtail Possum was recovered from a particularly filthy gunt. It had found solace from the humid climate and constant supply of scrap fast food.
1. The depth of the gunt flaps. Some keen gunt miners have been known to go 'shoulder deep' into a gunt, similar to a vet conducting an internal examination on a cow
2. The hygeine of the gunt owner. Some gunts have been known to support large multicellular lifeforms. On one occasion a Ringtail Possum was recovered from a particularly filthy gunt. It had found solace from the humid climate and constant supply of scrap fast food.
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