The gunt is a
fat stomach that folds to produce something which no longer represents a gut, but rather a
cunt.Guntable is the measure of whether one is able to retreive something from one'
s own or somebody elses gunt.The guntability of someone depends on multiple factors such as:
1. The depth of the gunt flaps. Some keen gunt miners have been known to
go 'shoulder deep' into a gunt, similar to a vet conducting an internal examination on a cow
2. The hygeine of the gunt owner. Some gunts have been known to support large multicellular lifeforms. On one occasion a Ringtail
Possum was recovered from a particularly
filthy gunt. It had found solace from the humid climate and constant supply of scrap fast food.
Q.
Zoe do you think it is guntable to recover a malteaser from
Jim using only the power of your oral suction?A. I sucked and sucked but that malteaser didn't budge. It truely was not guntable, his gunt was the fluffiest I have ever
seen.