Guido Hatzis

Greek adonis/legend known for his ability to attract women and kickboxing ability. Has gained a cult following among the highly educated. See also "The besht."

Quote: "Where there's me, there's ladies."

by Miles November 25, 2003

Broken Hang Glider

A sexual position that is essentially vertical sixty nining. However instead of the typical more practical positioning of a male standing and an upside down female. The woman has the difficult task of standing and carrying all the weight. The result is an upside down off balance male who ultimately bears a striking resemblance to a Hang Glider crashed and hanging from a tree.

Suzie, if you're up to it and you think you have the core strength to lift my frame. I would like to attempt a broken hang glider.

by DrewWoodside March 11, 2010

sugar glider

cute, yes, fuzzy, yes, loving, yes...lots of work. something dumb people buy thinking it's like a hamster and have to get rid of because they didn't know what they were getting into. come in many different colors, including but not limited to the traditional black beauties and grays, but come in buttercream, albino, leu', champagne, etc. cool animals for people that don't just buy them from the fair and know what is involved with raising a furbutt. they need alot of attention. as in two hours a morning and night (as they are nocturnal, we're talking very late and very early alot of the time). they also need specialized diets you have to make yourself. you can't pull a paris hilton and get a new one every week.

brie: you look tired. up studying for the final?
nam: nah man...had to stay up past midnight to play with my sugar glider.
brie: pff, sounds like too much work.
nam: you wouldn't understand. it's a glider slave thing.

by nammy September 25, 2007

Gideon

A Guy that is so good in bed that you keep wanting more and more nothing can beet him his perfect dick makes for the best sex

I need more of Gideon's Sex

by theguywiththathugecock February 1, 2009

guido

The biggest embarrassment to all of New Jersey. Nobody likes them in the state, and wishes they would leave. Thinks they are the coolest, but really everyone just laughs at them.

Did you see those guidos on Jersey Shore? Why can't they just cease to exist?

by bbombers2 December 4, 2009

guido

a male of any age, distinctly characterized by his Italian or wannabe Italian descent. He will be the one with the hair spiked up to the ceiling with pointy sideburns. A guido will always have a tan, even in the winter. Guidos can be seen getting their eyebrows waxed and purchasing oversized valor suits and wife beaters at macys. They will commonyl use terms such as "bro (or brah), yo, nah, and other words that you be able to understand anyway because guidos are known to mumble. They drive their parents' BMWs witht he windows down, while balsting any kind of dance, techno, trance, or anything else on KTU.

Oh my God, i saw ther king of the guidos today. I swear his hair touvhed the ceiling.

by kelley olson April 18, 2006

guido

it is very hard to define a guido, but the archetype includes: an inordinate amount of hair gel, tight neon colored polo shirts (usually more than one) with the collars popped, and large designer sunglasses. this group is pretending to be of Italian decent if they aren't actually Italian. they enjoy things like lifting, being pussies and taunting without anything to back up their threats or taunts. The areas most densly populated with guidos are the Jersey Shore and parts of new york

that guy in "my new haircut" on youtube is the quintessential guido.

by hatethegamenottheplayer October 19, 2009