Groomer

A phrase used to convey disdain with leftists who try to use public schools to push their LBGTQ agenda.

"John, did you hear about the Don't Say Gay Bill?"
"Oh, you mean the bill that prevents teachers from talking to kindergarteners about sex without parental consent?"
"It's so bigoted!"
"Okay, groomer."

by AZ Freedom Fighter April 19, 2022

groober

Slang word deriving from German meaning penis.

Omg thats gross. Put your groober away.

by mc_glow September 30, 2005

grooming the growler

To provide thorough oral services to the vaginal region; a synonym for giving oral pleasure to a woman, preferrably one who still sports a bush. Can also refer to carpet- munching a hardwood floor, if the woman has shaved or waxed.

The officer was caught with his pants down, grooming the growler of the sergeant's wife.

by ladywhiteshadow December 9, 2008

grooming

Tony Lopez’ favorite thing to di

-Omg did you know what Tony Lopez did?
-Yeah he manipulated a minor into skeeping with him
-Isn’t that called grooming?
-Yep

by mangoavocado February 1, 2021

Goomer

A goomer is a person who mainly dislikes gaming and the reason is because of us - or most of us zoomers. They usually dislike technology and most likely to use Facebook and believe what is said on there much like a boomer If he/she has a child, they will often get into arguments with the child about his/her iPad if he/she has one. This will often break relationships with the child and mother/father (goomer) and often have problems. They will always say technology is bad yet they always use Facebook and still at the same time hate on technology and say 'That's why people are so lazy nowadays' without the knowledge that - yes - we are, and it could actually save us from dying since of heat strokes form working outside or many other things like getting crushed by an object and we still maintain some physical activity. They may have a chance of also being a side-karen or Dade (male karen)

Honestly, if you are a goomer, you're most likely 39-82.

"Man, is he really hating us epic gamers? What a fuckin' goomer!"

"Ok, goomer." (man i hate this one)

by Hunterslilac July 30, 2020

groovetational

Like cheese, only less so.

I had a groovetational sandwich.

by jimbob 11 March 13, 2005

Groovemaster

The master of all things groovy. Controls the beats and tames the crowd.

"And in the house tonight we have DJ's big dawg Lou and Groovemaster K... controlling the crowd with their beats."

by Louilala August 24, 2009