gooch

The middle part between your asshole and vagina

My gooch ripped when i had my baby and they had to sew it back together.

by byee December 11, 2011

Purge the gooch

This is where you press with one or two fingers between the asshole and the ball sack to clear out the urine stuck in the "gooch trap".

AJ: Dude, I get piss that drips out after I shake and dance.
Kory: You've gotta purge the gooch.
AJ: That's right! No matter how much you shake and dance the last few drops will hit your pants unless you purge the gooch!
Kory: Exactly.

by packerfan3001 September 03, 2010

Grey Gooch

Someone who drinks vodka mixed with gooch sweat.

Timmy drinks "Grey Gooch" when he parties with his shemale friends.

by socrates34 January 14, 2010

GOOCH STICK

An anti-persperent used to mask the aroma of a smelly, sweaty gooch. Strong enough for the armpits, but made for the gooch. A product of Grundle & Grundle. (Patent Pending) Try our newest anti-persperent "Fresh Frumunda Cheese"

Tired of having a sweaty, smelly, chaffed, and chapped Gooch? Worry no more my friend. Gooch Stick has combined medicated ointments and natural deoderizers to have that Gooch smelling great agian.

by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004

Trench Gooch

The result of sitting on a motorbike which has a wet seat...

Your seat is wet... You'll definitely contract trench gooch.

by Jshiphone February 28, 2014

Seasonal Gooch

Noun. The period of time between Christmas and New Year.

Oh, just my luck - I'm having to work in the Seasonal Gooch :(

by peteywheats December 28, 2016

gooch crystals

piss residue and or sweat that runs over your balls and dryes on your gooch, forming shiny crystal like substances

i wish i had a shower today, my gooch crystals are rubbing my leg

by GolfSon July 27, 2009