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gooched

When someone completes a taske rejoicefully they are slapped in the face by a workmate.
Rick completed an action Item and was gooched by Grant
by Grant Cowan July 18, 2008
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gooch

My gooch ripped when i had my baby and they had to sew it back together.
by byee December 15, 2011
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Grey Gooch

Someone who drinks vodka mixed with gooch sweat.
Timmy drinks "Grey Gooch" when he parties with his shemale friends.
by socrates34 January 14, 2010
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GOOCH STICK

An anti-persperent used to mask the aroma of a smelly, sweaty gooch. Strong enough for the armpits, but made for the gooch. A product of Grundle & Grundle. (Patent Pending) Try our newest anti-persperent "Fresh Frumunda Cheese"
Tired of having a sweaty, smelly, chaffed, and chapped Gooch? Worry no more my friend. Gooch Stick has combined medicated ointments and natural deoderizers to have that Gooch smelling great agian.
by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004
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Trench Gooch

The result of sitting on a motorbike which has a wet seat...
Your seat is wet... You'll definitely contract trench gooch.
by Jshiphone March 9, 2014
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Seasonal Gooch

Noun. The period of time between Christmas and New Year.
Oh, just my luck - I'm having to work in the Seasonal Gooch :(
by peteywheats December 31, 2016
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gooch crystals

piss residue and or sweat that runs over your balls and dryes on your gooch, forming shiny crystal like substances
i wish i had a shower today, my gooch crystals are rubbing my leg
by GolfSon July 27, 2009
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