Definitions by GolfSon

gooch broth

The act of dunking ones ball sack into scalding hot water to give a soup a desired taste

Jimmy forgot to buy chicken broth from the store, so instead of panic, he dipped his balls into the water creating gooch broth.

gooch broth by GolfSon October 20, 2009

gooch crystals

piss residue and or sweat that runs over your balls and dryes on your gooch, forming shiny crystal like substances

i wish i had a shower today, my gooch crystals are rubbing my leg

gooch crystals by GolfSon July 27, 2009