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Goblin stain

when you drink too much and have sex with an enormously obese chick, and wake up to shit stains in your bed.
Yo dude, I got goblin stains in my bed last night
by Nedthesciencekidd January 18, 2021
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Garage Goblin

A person who spends all their free time in the garage, hoarding tools and rejecting social interaction. Prioritizes working on cars over everything else.
Let's invite Kevin to come with!

He won't come, he's being a garage goblin today.
by AcBrittany17 December 2, 2022
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Goblin Math

A term that gained currency during the pandemic, especially after repeated lockdowns and potential mental breakdowns, to describe the type of negative, irrational, selfish, or self-defeating behavior that plagued many math educators worldwide, because they were tired of conforming to the social or unreasonable expectations of the authorities, or had little respect for vampires or hypocrites with a say in their pay.
Be it adhering to lockdown rules, working from home, or attending to parents’ complaints, demands, and threats, math teachers and tutors had descended into a goblin math state, when they’re waiting to be fired if they didn’t call it quit themselves.
by Fasters December 5, 2022
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Titty Goblin

A reference to Mexican nightlife star “Luis Fernando Moya” and his large chest. The term has been popularized in Juarez, Mexico and surrounding region. Additionally, an alcoholic beverage named such is available at Esquina de Chihuas bar in Ave. Juarez. The term Titty Goblin has spread throughout Mexican/ American pop culture and a film is also in the works.
Person 1: “Wow look at those boobs they are huge”
Person 2: “Those are nice but nothing compared to Luis the Titty Goblin”
by Pepe du Pont December 21, 2022
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Leg Goblin

A phrase used when you see a girl so hot that you get a huge ass boner , and it gets so big that it feels like there is a little goblin attached to your leg
" Man did you see that hot girl......Holy crap i think she just gave me a Leg Goblin."
by Slimslope May 18, 2006
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Orange Goblin

A US President who uses too much fake tan and who is ridiculously corrupt. He should be impeached and tossed on jail.

Also known as Donald Trump
Donald Trump is a fucking scum bag Orange Goblin and a bitch ass pussy
by Toast.Jerviss September 24, 2019
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nob goblin

sum one who gobbels nobs
by geordie October 24, 2003
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