Bang-goater

1. Early Renaissance two-legged beast with a tail attached to one leg. It has a large grinning face with hair sprouting mysteriously from different places on its head. It lacks a stomachal region, instead has a body directly attached to its head (neckless).

2. A man with grey hair who has sex with another man. He places his penis on the tail bone of the other man, making the appearance of a tail.

1. Delinquent: I'm sorry I forgot my homework today
Teacher: What ever has happened to it?
Delinquent: My bang-goater ate my homework

2. Dude, I rented some porn last night and there was a big bang-goater scene in it. It was so awesome I popped like 16 boners.

by Scrotumus May 9, 2008

Mint Goatee

A small goatee which forms itself around ones chin whist brushing the teeth.
The floride and mint extract in the toothpaste results in the goatee being minty.

"I has a mint goatee"

"Mike, you've still got a bit of mint goatee on your face"

"Your Mint goatee turns me on...you want to know why? Coz it reminds me of cum. My cum... all over your chin. Have a nice day :)"

by deadbreast April 25, 2009

A Gooner Goatee

You happen to find yourself in an all too familiar situation, Charlie ‘big balls’ Follon is squatting above you as you rest. You are awoken by a trembling queef, you proceed to service his batty ring, leaving you with a shit stain around your mouth, you have been given a gooner goatee!

“Sammy Dawbarn keeps coming downstairs with a gooner goatee, the cheeky bitch”

by Owen melling February 21, 2021

gofaster

chrystal methamphetamine or otherwise known as crysatl meth, speed, shit, junk and others.

I went to the dopeman to get some gofaster but he was out for the moment, so I tweeked on his porch step for the night.

by Jason September 8, 2004

goatse

1. (verb) a more extreme version of rape, pwn. etc.

2. (verb) to rape so hard that the victim's ass becomes loose.
- I goatsed you so hard that your ass is bleeding!

1. Did you see me goatse that noob?

2. I goatsed you so hard that your ass is bleeding!

by Corax June 11, 2006

Gopster

A trend resulting in a cross over between hipsters and goths, these are people that share a lot of hipster tendencies and trends while keeping such gothic styles such as black clothes, pale skin, dark makeup.

I like The Horrors' new album but they're a bunch of Gopsters.

by nintendomachinesinhospitals June 4, 2011

totes ma goates

The reply/come back to "Calm yo farm"

Ben: "Calm yo farm, dude!"
James: "Totes ma goates"

by Discomania June 18, 2011