Garth

A lazy old man that gets joy from yelling at children, usually over dramatic and often is balding or far to stressed out over nothing.

person 1: "Jeez, that guy really needs to calm down."

person 2: "I know right? He's such a Garth."

by 1029384756g December 3, 2011

girthquake

what happens when overweight people run or jog to get somewhere quickly

Did you see that obese guy running to catch the bus? Total Girthquake!

by Blackmajik December 9, 2008

Girthquake

Rapid shaking of objects in direct interaction with fatness. Obese people tend to cause this natural disaster by jumping and/or walking. May be known as the rumbling of the ground caused by obese people.

When an obese person jumps and hits the land, the rumble that occurs is known as a Girthquake.

by ChrisRyan January 24, 2009

gith

Good In The Hood

Hey man I forgot to bring ice.

It's all gith...a few other people brought some.

by Paprcuts July 24, 2011

Gurth Burger

A penis that is wrapped in two “hamburger buns”…aka…the butt cheeks of a striper.

"Tina came over to my place and had a gurth burger!"

by Dbung September 22, 2005

girlhawk

A mohawk which is worn by a woman for the purposes of fashion. A girlhawk is different than a girl with a mohawk. Most girlhawks come from overpaid "hip" hairdressers, and most true mohawks are home jobs.

"That chick must have paid a pretty penny for that girlhawk." See Naima's hair in America's Next Top Model.

by Heatherfish December 15, 2006

Gurth

A gurth is The same as a dustpan and a broom

“Someone broke a glass, could you pass me the Gurth so I can clean it up?”

by Morag! May 19, 2018