band geek 

1. has seen the rest of the band mostly or copletely naked and has no issues with it
2. walks in time with the music in public places such as stores or amusement parks
3. lives for the 4 hour bus rides to competitions
4. has survived gruelling band camp for 12 hours a day with little food and water
5. has bad tan lines
6. tend to be bisectional
7. are frequently asked if they are gay.
8. get along with theatre kids
9. have issues with chorus kids
10. recognize intruders in the band room aka non-band kids
11. have giant bus orgies
12. all date each other or at least have fwb
13. constantly hum band music
14. know all other sections' parts
15. extremely perverted
16. start all their stories with "this one time at band camp" and then laugh when non band kids think it's funny when they really have no idea how true it is
17. take the time to read all the definitions for band geek and smile at each one knowingly

the sexiest kids in school are def. the band geeks

band geek by bigtubawhore May 26, 2008

Band Geek 

A Person or group of people who enjoy band more than most people feel is ok. You will find these people in the Band room as often as they can manage to get there. Most of their friends are Band Geeks because Bands Geeks like and are involved in the same activities. Similar to orch dorks and choir nerds but cooler in every sense. Band Geeks tend to care about drama more than is necessary. Band Geeks are also more likely to listen to classical and jazz music and eventually move on and become music majors in college.

Random Person - "Nick what did you do today?"
Nick - " I was in the band room pretty much all day :)"
Random Person - "Your such a Band Geek."

Band Geek by A Random Band Geek March 2, 2008

geeker

a crack addict with the characteristically fast walk and glazed eyes.

Joey: look at that geeker bitch all zoned out, she needs help.
Marcus: no, she needs to come over here and give me fellatio for $15

geeker by Meta4.ce August 4, 2004

cloud geek 

An IT guy that thinks that every solution is "in the cloud"

Dude1: I can store my pictures in the cloud!
Dude1: I can store my bank records in the cloud!
Dude1: I can do my taxes in the cloud!
Dude1: I send my email in the cloud!
Dude1: I can sell my stuff in the cloud!
Dude2: You are such a cloud geek!

cloud geek by jpkaty August 25, 2009

Faux-Geek 

Fake-Geek - someone of limited technical ability who likes comics or science-fiction or video games but doesn't have any TRUE geek qualities (like knowing a lot about computers or math or science).

"That Apple fan-boy is just another faux-geek. Android's just too complicated for him."

Faux-Geek by jlwn111 May 24, 2012

geekgasm 

When something particularily nerdy or geeky gets you very excited.

Tom: Dude,did you see the new clip for the Watchmen movie.

Allan: Totally. I had a geekgasm after watching it.

geekgasm by T.Evans February 22, 2009

Geek Crucifix 

Any piece of technology that is suspended from the wearer's neck by a lanyard, such as USB thumb drives, space pens or cellphones.

Special credit is given if your lanyard is branded by a cool or wondrously obscure company, site or reference.

"Jim is never without his geek crucifix, he's such a nerd."

She: "I'd so like him, but can't get past his geek crucifixes."

"I need to transfer a file, quick, give me your crucifix,"

Geek Crucifix by Ross Brunson February 17, 2009