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Alex Garnett

by anonymous February 9, 2022
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Malcom Garritty

A fat fuck. Often mistaken for huge animals such a whale or a hippopotamus. His diet consists of junk food and zero veggies. The floor shakes like an earthquake with each step he takes. Malcom Garritty is fat.
Is that an elephant. No it's Malcom Garritty
by anonymous June 6, 2022
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matthew garniss

a wigga that plays valorant and goes on yubo
wow look at matthew garniss, he hasn’t showered in days
by hotsexyperson February 10, 2023
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word garnish

Words that have little to no meaning, other making a sentence feel more dynamic.
A speaker using work garnish might make a sentence have a different intended meaning to someone else, who hears every word literally.
An example of word garnish is:
"I'm gonna do a little gaming today."
While the speaker intended to mean they will be gaming, someone might interpret as them doing a very light amount of gaming.
by Mr. Enderman February 16, 2024
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Polishing My Granite

Lubing up your winkie and polishing until completion.
My girl and I were having an amazing night but the best part when she would start Polishing My Granite winkie.
by graniteman1960 February 21, 2020
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take it for granite

To presume dat something is "rock solid".
Prudential Financial uses da Rock of Gibraltar as their logo, but even in their case, one should not automatically "take it for granite" dat dey will keep you fiscally secure in all aspects and areas of your life.
by QuacksO January 21, 2022
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wugalish nigga garnish

Phrase used to express a intense amount of grief or some real nigga sadness.
Donald: your entire family died in a car crash.

Agustus: wugalish nigga garnish
by LebronsCousin October 10, 2023
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