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Galway Varsity Golf

A bunch of fake redneck, small dicked, cat fucking faggots that have never played an honest game of golf in their lives. A Smith Card, also known a cheat sheet, is usually what is given as the final score. Once the coaches walk away, the fun in the woods begins. If you are quiet, you can hear the skin slapping and the cats meowing.
Did you hear about Galway Varsity Golf? They were holding cats down in the woods.
by #ThatGuy September 22, 2017
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Male gold digger

A male that makes it a point to be noticed via expensive material possessions. Charismatic and charming, easily able to manipulate funds from empathetic souls. Rarely works, sense of entitlement, lacks close peers and devoid of family. Steer clear. If its too good to be true it probably is.
Typical abuser traits when you first encounter them. Caution avoid the male gold digger.
by Furnace June 21, 2013
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Stay gold, Ponyboy...Stay gold...

Used in the GREAT novel The Outsiders, by S.E.Hinton. Meaning, continue being innocent, and pure. Often used as a way to say, "Good-Bye."
Keith:Bye, see you later.
Johnny: Remember to Stay gold, Ponyboy...Stay gold... , kaykay?
by julefuncool October 18, 2006
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golf

to quote Oscar Wilde:
"The best way to ruin a good walk"
There is an American (of course) pro golfer who is ACTUALLY named Davis Love III
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT???
by Bigmeuprudeboy September 9, 2003
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Golluming

To sit in some kind of seat while concentrating on texting/chatting on your cell phone and making various small but awkward noises. (e.g. snickering, giggling, huffing, audible but non-understandable words, etc.)
"What's Tracy doing?"
"Oh, she's golluming in her chair. Just ignore her."
by CrowScream February 1, 2013
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gold digger

a person who goes out with you fo yo money
by Anonymous October 16, 2002
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Goldilocks cock

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth
Lonnie has got me dick whipped on his Goldilocks cock since we started sleeping together.
by KKinsearchofunicorns24 September 2, 2016
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