A usually fat and lightskin version of Shrek who has trouble with women because of his appearance. Is known to be a dick to children. Very fond of name calling and pranks on friends who are easy targets.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen garrison around?
Person 2: Ya here he comes right now.
Garrison: Hey fags where's your mommy's
Person 1: shut up shrek.
Person 2: Ya here he comes right now.
Garrison: Hey fags where's your mommy's
Person 1: shut up shrek.
by Ya_you_know_me March 5, 2016
Get the Garrison mug.A ghetto part of Radnor, PA that is full of hoes and either gangsta wannabes.
Kids here are a lot harder than the rest of Radnor and it's the only part of the township that fits into the Delaware County stereotype.
Most people either hang out at the park, ghp, or the trolly station.
Most kids do drugs and enjoy ballin or fighting at the park.
It's a cool place to live except for the girls being sluts, and Radnor police dishing out tickets.
Kids here are a lot harder than the rest of Radnor and it's the only part of the township that fits into the Delaware County stereotype.
Most people either hang out at the park, ghp, or the trolly station.
Most kids do drugs and enjoy ballin or fighting at the park.
It's a cool place to live except for the girls being sluts, and Radnor police dishing out tickets.
-Hey do I see a hooker on the corner of Conestoga and Garrett?
-Nope, just a ghill slut!
-Gotta love Garrett Hill!
-Nope, just a ghill slut!
-Gotta love Garrett Hill!
by GswissG October 4, 2012
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He is very cocky around his friends but when your alone with him he's sweet as fuck! He's willing to give up anything for you and loves to shower you with compliments. He's very athletic but some people think of him as a shit faced bastard...... But there just very jealous.
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by BMS12604 May 10, 2018
Get the Garrett mug.A bony, short haired, no ass havin chick that may or may not have a clit piercing and has a fucking horse mouth. Typically seen fucking QA and QARs, or and E-5 and up. Has the potential to be a barracks slut but too early to tell.
"Hey Sargent what happened to your face?!"
"So I was at this bitches house and her husband walked in while I was balls deep in her ass and her husband beat my face with the toilet tank lid"
"Damn you got garrarded"
"So I was at this bitches house and her husband walked in while I was balls deep in her ass and her husband beat my face with the toilet tank lid"
"Damn you got garrarded"
by Condor4Life January 24, 2016
Get the garrard mug.He’s kind of funny in group settings but when you’re one on one it’s hella scary. He says the n-word in front of your parents, invites you and 100 losers to every party. Allows big tall men to sleep on his couch. Thinks he’s buff but just has an inferiority complex.
by The Brosen June 11, 2018
Get the Garrido mug.An amazing character, full of many traits that make him irrefutibly the best in the world. His every word brings courage to friends, and fear to his enemys.
"holy shit here comes Garranus, we better fucking book it"
"There goes Garranus, the best in the land, the only one who can save us"
"Fuck off Garranus I'm reading"
"There goes Garranus, the best in the land, the only one who can save us"
"Fuck off Garranus I'm reading"
by Boompamag August 21, 2009
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