glockenspiel

something you say when you're trying to sell someone a glocken

i didn't expect a damn glockenspiel

by valleyman December 13, 2003

glock

An object that is kept by the penis.

I keep the glock by the PENIS.

by Anonymous1741 July 19, 2010

Glock the block

Verb.
To shoot at people from a moving vehicle; drive-by shooting.

I'm tired of those wanna-be gangsters! Let's glock the block!

by DeideiNathan October 9, 2007

glock a cow

The act of shooting semen into the mouth of a Vegan.

Shit man, sometimes you gotta glock a cow.

by Subrandom June 7, 2007

glocked

get glocked... the most embarrassing way to loose a f1 championship. In a dramatic finale mere seconds later, Hamilton overtook Timo Glock's Toyota - slowing because he was still on dry tyres despite the falling rain in the closing laps - to clinch the fifth place he needed, and with it the driver's championship by just one point.

Felipe Massa gets glocked and looses a handy title!!!

by andrepromocao March 15, 2009

Glocktard

Someone who needs to be shot multiple times with a glock due to their stupidity.

The outcasts are glocktards lets go blast those fools!

by Lavender Owl September 25, 2013

Glocking

Hitting someone in the head with a glock (gun)

Did you see Nick go glocking a Hilary supporter?

by FGSDONFDINOFFD November 29, 2016