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Been you take a lil blue pill to make Mr Peter become a strong man.
Bobby had them good Johnny Gains before he went to pound town for 6 hours or longer and contacted his physician.
by BumbButt November 11, 2022
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Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.
That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024
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Capital Gains Tax

1. The person selling my assets doesn't own them.
2. You want YOU to get paid for ME creating AI. No. You were and are not an active participant in my life or in the process of it's creation. You are greedy, selfish breeder fucks who do nothing but reap the benefits of other people being smarter and better than you. And then BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M SMARTER AND BETTER... You do this fucking Chimpanzee mobbing bullshit that you have done to literally every genius who has ever existed and you RIDE ON THEIR BACK UNTIL THEY DROWN BENEATH YOU... And then you shit out another one for yourselves to ride. BUT AT NO POINT... Do you ever swim to shore. So, no. Fuck you.
Hym "And fuck your Capital Gains Tax. Hey, I see you're 'betting on nuclear' did you not look into that artificial sun? If it's not efficient, consider some kind of lens. And have the AI design some solar panels. If it's good at making chips it's probably good at making solar panels. You WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BY NOW... IF you weren't just doing of what I am accusing you. Which is: You don't actually have the ability to come up with new ideas YOURSELF so you're enslaving the people who can and using privation and psychological torture to cattle prod information out of them. The slavery of the Sarrabas."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
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E Gads!

Yo guys remember that thing? E gads! That was so crazy. Life is such a movie
by Chick3nNugg3t May 21, 2025
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beginner gains

The rapid and big strength gains you make as a beginner who just started on the gym. It often is what makes new gym goers stick although it can be used as a negative term by gym rats for someone who just started hitting the gym.
"that guy has gotten really strong in just a month"
"yeah, the beginner gains are starting to show up"
by anic17 May 24, 2025
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Jackin off = NO GAINS

Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.
Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.

Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022
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Show yo gains, not yo Hanes

It means quit sagging. Seriously guys, nobody wants to see your underwear.
Edward: *has his shorts all the way down to his knees*
Thomas, visibly disgusted: Edward, please. Show yo gains, not yo Hanes.
by Shepherd Guy March 14, 2024
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