fetching

To be having a threesome (2 girls and a guy) pounding it anal and cum in her asshole and the other girl eats the cum as she squeezes it out...

Man I had this crazy ass threesome the other nite, and this bitch started fetching my girl..

by banru October 16, 2007

watching the wire

1) the act of viewing the suberb hbo show the wire

2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".

Lorcan: well i'm going on a big session of watching the wire so let me know if it needs to be disturbed
*fap fap fap*

by Elburno March 2, 2008

flartching

Flartching is achieved with 3 persons, one of which needs to be male. The male partner achieves orgasm in the ass of another partner. The third party then sucks the orgasm out of the ass of the second party, preferably with a straw.

Mike just had a threesome with Jill and Jane. I guess they were flartching up the mess.

by nemisis1277 February 11, 2010

Fitching

Verb: The act of inflating or gassing anothers ego in an extraordinary way. Usually based on false statements.

Fitch: my faulttttt 6 packkkkk?
Henry: stop fitching

by My Fault May 12, 2011

dog feltching

the art of cumming in a dogs hairy anus and sucking it out through a straw and spitting it into the dogs mouth making a dog feltched snowball.

dude i made a dog feltching snowball last night, IT WAS SWEET.

by feltchman March 8, 2007

Dry Feltching

The Act of sucking poo out of a partners anus without any other lubricants involved

"Dry Feltching feels great"

by jok69 September 17, 2011

Clock-watching

You go to sleep, but wake up every hour or two and check the clock, so as not to miss a scheduled event such as: Going to work, Class or a Date.

I went to sleep at 8am and woke up at 10:30, 12:30, 2:30 finally 3:30pm checked the clock every time and went work to do another 12 hour shift. Clock-watching

by Burned out August 26, 2013