Skip to main content

Not here to fuck spiders

Intentionally offbeat, blunt, and sarcastic Australian humor to exclaim that you mean business and you're not here to waste time.

It's also rhyming slang with "not here to kick the tires" of a car for sale, which has a similar meaning.
1. "So, are we going to the pub or what?"...Jono
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate, let's fuck this puppy."...Sambo

2. "Your first month on the job has been fantastic. Sales have gone through the roof"...Manager
"Well, I'm not here to fuck spiders. When I'm I going to get my commission check?...Sales rep
by Khe Sanh July 29, 2020
mugGet the Not here to fuck spiders mug.

Fuck This Noise

An expression of desire to vacate a premises immediately due to said location being or having become intolerable for any reason.
"They're playing Dixie Chics? Fuck this noise! We're leaving."

"We're outnumbered 6 to 1 and under heavy fire. Fuck this noise! RETREAT!"

First known popular culture reference is when Dan Ackroyd used the phrase while being beaten by the "Penguin" in the 1980 film The Blues Bros.
by bernie farber June 30, 2009
mugGet the Fuck This Noise mug.

i don't give a fuck

I don't give a fuck about you.
by Steaver370 May 27, 2004
mugGet the i don't give a fuck mug.

Get the fuck on

1. A slang term conveying disbelief in what someone else says or does.

2. A slang term telling someone to shut the fuck up and drop whatever they're saying or doing because it is pissing you off.

The meaning is largely denoted by listening to the persons vocal inflections who is saying it.
1. Tom: Man, you shoulda seen this chick..she looked just like Rhianna, she was so hot. And she was all over me!
Greg: Man, get the fuck on! Ain't no bitch lookin like Rhianna gonna wan't shit to do with your ass!

2. Tom: Is that your girlfriend, Amy? Man she's hot as hell. I'd tap that ass in a second.
Greg: Man, you need to get the fuck on with that shit. Lemme see you fuckin' wit my girl and imma break my foot off in your ass!
by NINerd January 17, 2009
mugGet the Get the fuck on mug.

FUCK YO BITCH ASS

When Urban Dictionary wont let you vote on more definitions.
by _G2TM_ February 28, 2016
mugGet the FUCK YO BITCH ASS mug.

Fuckity Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck

Teacher: You got a 0 on your test for being late...

Student: FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
by th3flyboy February 24, 2009
mugGet the Fuckity Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck mug.

What the fuck did I just watch

The perfect thing to say after you have just watched a video which made absolutely no fucking sense/left you confused.
After watching the stopmotion spongebob video, I asked myself "What the fuck did I just watch"
by MessicanRapist August 17, 2010
mugGet the What the fuck did I just watch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email