color-as-functor

Corollary of gesture-theory (theory-of-action) in which humans are functors and symbols are actors.

Gesture-theory implies that action is the control of space. Thus symbols human beings make--such as gestures--not human beings themselves; control space.

Color is the only actor (space-controller) that is not a symbol and also acts as a functor.

Color-as-functor implies that color precedes consciousness FROM THE FUTURE indicating that colors may be conscious (chakras).

by tomorrowtomorrow March 23, 2019

Early Onset Functional Uselessness

When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.

He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.

by t joey November 7, 2019

definition report function test

test defintion.

definition report function test

by Gaia V2 May 29, 2021

clear the function

when a bunch of niggas with ski masks pullup to shootup a party and leave no witnesses

bro 1: yo bro we out to clear the function?
bro 2: aight bet

(pulls up)
*gunshots*

by thatoneguy0991 February 12, 2023

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023

Funch

To take one's lunch-break, and engage in any number of sexual acts with any number of individuals, instead of eating.

As a noun: "I'm going to take funch."

As a verb: "I hear Sally and Bob are funching." Or, "You dirty funchers."

by Todd M. December 14, 2006

Funcommed

Being promised something and then only given half of it, with the other half either never delivered or delivered massively late.

I lent my friend 20 bucks, but he only paid me back 10. Man did I get funcommed.

by kenoyer130 October 10, 2008