fucktits

A minor expression of grief

Well fucktis...

by fatass February 22, 2003

fuck wit me

A synonym for get on my level or otherwise known as GOML(pronounced gom-elle). More hardcore way of saying GOML, both words mainly said while playing video games.

The one known as Neato is one of the main men saying this spectacular phrase.

Look at my k/d. fuck wit me bitch.

Fade fuck wit me.

by TheyCallMeNeato. February 23, 2011

Fuckwitt

A Person who drives a Car equiped with a Sound System which only has a Bass Channel and cannot be attenuated to less than 80db. Not particularly visible with Hardtops but the Roof of Cabrios with the Top up pulsates to the 'Beat'

To be stuck in a Traffic Jam is bad enough but to be stuck in front of a Fuckwitt takes the Biscuit

by Nick August 16, 2004

fuckwittedness

what a regular person experiences due to the actions of a fuckwitard

He was unable to open the bottle with the bottle opener due to his fuckwittedness of nature

by momairam November 14, 2011

Fuckwithable

Someone who is easy, pushover, non-confrontational, easily influenced

I must look like I'm FUCKWITHABLE, the way you come at me.

by KittiLove49 August 7, 2021

fuckited

Past tense of the process of choosing not to do something, often due to a severe case of fuckititis.

To be used when procrastination just does not convey the proper level of apathy.

1) John fuckited showering this morning and now smells like expensive cheese.

2) "I was so lethargic this evening, I even fuckited masturbating!"

by indecisiviously February 25, 2010

Fuckitupism

1.The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.

2.The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.

3.Another way of saying a person is a failure.

3.A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.

Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.

Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.

by zingeraddict October 13, 2011