Freshener clothes

When you don't have clean clothes left and are to lazy to wash them. So you take some clothes out spray them with air freshener and reuse them.

Kelly: Your clothes smell good.
Bill: Really? because these are Freshener clothes.
Kelly: Ya little nasty.

by LEOGEO November 10, 2009

Freshman Doucheboy

Freshman in Highschool that is thought of to be a "douche" by many people. Generally they are very unintulectual, they are so dim that they often try to act as if they are "tough" but back down as soon as someone challenges them. Some have even been known to file false police reports, due to them starting a fight and getting their ass handed to them.

Raquel: What's wrong, Rainy?
Rainy: Those Freshman Doucheboys are at it again!!!

by TiGoNThEGrEaT April 14, 2011

Freshman

A terrible, terrible thing. Most freshmen are okay, but there are a few who ruin the reputation.

Freshman 1: Normal person, either is friendly or doesn't talk to the upperclassmen

Freshman 2: Is annoying af, acts like they own the world, usually a self-centered vsco girl who wants to hook up with all the seniors. A disgrace to life. Usually a teacher's child or rich daddy's girl

Upperclassmen: Ew a freshman
Freshman 1: hi
Upperclassmen: oh you're not that bad
Freshman 2: outta my way hottie! hey, wanna hook up?
Upperclassmen: NVM all freshies SUCK

by wgrirbehwowbd ijwdjiwos October 23, 2019

Freshman Friday

A high school tradition where seniors stuff freshmen in lockers.

Freshman: Where's the science lab?
Senior: On the third floor by the pool.
Freshman: Thanks! ...Wait a minute. We don't have a third floor.
Senior: By the way, happy freshman Friday! (Stuffs them in a locker and leaves)
Freshman: ...We don't even have a pool!

by MalumLibrum958 May 13, 2022

Lowery Freshman Center

A dumbass high school that isn’t really a high school. A place filled with ass fucked teachers, and weird kids. As soon as you enter the shitty hospital looking building, you’ll be yelled at by someone who stands at the door, since you don’t have your ID on. Then, when you go down to house 100 to get a new ID (for 5 goddamn dollars, I might add,) you immediately get dress coded as you walk in for the leggings you are wearing. my point is, this school is ass. it’s basically just a great value Allen High School teachers are pretty shit, layout is shit, lunch system is shit. trying to get up and down the stairs without being shoved is shit. everything is kinda just...shit.

Guy: “Hey, you go to the Lowery Freshman Center right?

Girl: ”Yeah, I do.”

Guy: “I’m so sorry.“

Girl: “It’s okay. It’ll only be one year anyways.”

by Wtf boi October 3, 2019

Pet a Freshman Day

Day that takes place on the first Friday of December that is dedicated to "making freshman feel more inferior than they already are" by petting them in a loving, non-harmful way. The best petting occurs with the little ones, getting a solid pet right on their heads. It is made even better by shouting "You're so adorable!" in a high falsetto during the pet.

Rob: Yo dude, are you celebrating Pet a Freshman Day this year???

Alex: OF COURSE! I pet freshman all the time, now we can all celebrate their adorable awkwardness together!

by Jcon (THEE original creator!) June 9, 2011

Donkey-sucking-freshman-flaker

n.

This word is an obvious insult and originates in some "olde English" insults. Those insults are:
1. Donkey-sucker - also can be used as "you suck the donkey"
2. Freshman - To be concise, they suck the donkey
3. Flaker - refer to the word flak

Yeah, well, shut up you Donkey-Sucking-Freshman-Flaker!

by You're a Donkey-Sucking-Freshman-Flaker December 4, 2004