French teacher

The French teachers; they have an impressive collection of scarves and are never seen without one on. They refuse to speak english to their students out of class, and walk around like they are the principal. Truly horrifying people.

Oh look it's the French teacher! I hope she doesn't suffocate me with her scarf today :D

by Anonymous carrot 19284 April 14, 2021

Jay French

1)A mis-pronunciation of the phrase "je Francais," meaning, "I'm French."

2) A spectacular male human phenomenon occurring ever-so-rarely. Gifted with a voice like the fucking crack of doom. Completely incorrigible in both behavior and attitude. Often wears stupid but funny t-shirts. Fears no shot or beer. The presence of one usually results in copius drinking and fornication.

"Man, Taylor was smashed last night. After that 14th Irish Car Bomb, he went straight Jay French on our asses!"

by whorebeezy March 20, 2010

French Nigger

A nigger from France
(also see Belgian Nigger)

That French Nigger came to my house. He stole my baguettes.

by FunkyShoarma June 22, 2021

french yogi

a french person who is possibly an alien.

That guy is is bothering me. He may be a French Yogi.

by Chuck Beeswax December 12, 2013

french snorkal

Receiving oral pleasure while the "giver" is submerged under water struggling for air. Preferably in a hot tub or some form of water.

While on vacation I received a French Snorkal in the swimming pool.

by midnight rider2727 October 9, 2017

French tent

The act of laying a slice of cheese over one's erect penis and engaging in oral sex.

Francois got a wicked French tent last night.

by sexywiddlebaby September 8, 2016

french hoe

A female known to kiss people they are not involved with romantically while intoxicated to seem cool or for attention. Using tongue or not does not matter.

She's just tried to kiss me again claiming I was beautiful, but I swerved her... I know she's a French hoe

Welborn is an ex porn-star and a well known french hoe when we are on detachment... gotta love the navy.

by MansaMusadaZezz January 4, 2017