The French teachers; they have an impressive collection of scarves and are never seen without one on. They refuse to speak english to their students out of class, and walk around like they are the principal. Truly horrifying people.
by Anonymous carrot 19284 April 14, 2021
a french teacher is always very bitchy and rude. she always favours the "SMARTER" kids. a french teacher always holds you in the classroom after the lunch bell and yells at the students. french teachers are the rudest kinds of teachers. She also doesn't let you go to the toilet untill you ask her in french
by Fmjfmjfmjfmj September 28, 2020
Boy: "Dude, that girl turns me on!"
Boy 2: "Ah, crap! I can see your french goat!"
Boy: "Holy shit, let me put that away!!"
Boy 2: "Ah, crap! I can see your french goat!"
Boy: "Holy shit, let me put that away!!"
by TheMedicineMan March 02, 2011
Receiving oral pleasure while the "giver" is submerged under water struggling for air. Preferably in a hot tub or some form of water.
by midnight rider2727 October 09, 2017
A group of people lost in life who get together on weekends and listen to Daft Punk, drink expensive wine, do coke, and wear mostly black designer outfits that they can barely afford. Some practice witchcraft and engage in sexual activities with married men. It's like living the Hollywood life but not so public.
Person: I was heart broken and lost so I joined the French Club. I think I'm happy now... at least I'm numb.
by coke daddy March 09, 2015
A skinny, bearded, pale climber who hits on women by complimenting their climbing skills. He never succeeds, but his balls are boundless.
I saw THE FRENCH CUCKOLD at the climbing gym and he said to a woman "You are zuch a zmooth climber, bebbe. I am zo erratic up there." She nervously laughed and walked away.
THE FRENCH CUCKOLD asked a woman what level the climb she had just done was. She snarkily walked up to the wall and shouted the level out, ignoring him afterward.
THE FRENCH CUCKOLD asked a woman what level the climb she had just done was. She snarkily walked up to the wall and shouted the level out, ignoring him afterward.
by Tex Tile January 01, 2022
1)A mis-pronunciation of the phrase "je Francais," meaning, "I'm French."
2) A spectacular male human phenomenon occurring ever-so-rarely. Gifted with a voice like the fucking crack of doom. Completely incorrigible in both behavior and attitude. Often wears stupid but funny t-shirts. Fears no shot or beer. The presence of one usually results in copius drinking and fornication.
2) A spectacular male human phenomenon occurring ever-so-rarely. Gifted with a voice like the fucking crack of doom. Completely incorrigible in both behavior and attitude. Often wears stupid but funny t-shirts. Fears no shot or beer. The presence of one usually results in copius drinking and fornication.
"Man, Taylor was smashed last night. After that 14th Irish Car Bomb, he went straight Jay French on our asses!"
by whorebeezy March 20, 2010