mirror food

food that smells the same before you eat it and after you defecate it

Man, I got some onion rings from the Sonic drive-thru the other day and they didn't smell any different when I shat them! Damn, that was definitely some grade-A mirror food.

by SonicEmployee February 20, 2010

Jew Food

Goldfish brand chedder snack crackers, this is attributed to the overall "cheapness" of the product.

To keep the hungy children from rioting, we gave them jew food. This kept them happy and saved us money.

by TST-3M October 19, 2009

food bandit

someone who consistently steals other peoples food; especially prevalent among male college-age roommates.

I had leftover pizza in the refrigerator but now its gone. My roommate is such a food bandit.

by Are2Dee2 December 13, 2009

junkfort foods

(N) Junk food that gives emotional comfort to the one eating it

I was asked what I wanted to eat for my birthday so I chose pizza, hot dogs, and a side of macaroni and cheese because they are my favorite junkfort foods.

by Xavier Knoxville May 5, 2015

virtual food

Imaginary food that, were it real, would be sent virtually from one friend to another, ie. via email.

JohnSTAR says:
God, I'm hungry.

(L) Sally says:
I has ice cream :3

JohnSTAR says:
:( sendplz?

(L) Sally says:
*sends*

JohnSTAR says:
Yay, virtual food!

by Alex7 November 29, 2007

Cuntfort Food

Fish Taco, Fur Burger etc

I had a lovely Fish Taco from the Muff Diner last night.

Real Cuntfort Food.

Delicious!

by Noel O’Gism March 16, 2021

junk food

Food with a lot of starch, and a lot of high-fructose corn syrup, for they also bear little nutritional value.

"That instant iced tea mix you just made counts as junk food."

by handle187 November 7, 2003